THANK you P Young Chepstow (gender unknown, but at least you are not hiding behind name and address supplied).

For your reference to your UKIP brothers, we also have UKIP sisters by the way. (Review February 28). It was also helpful last Thursday to see the official immigration figures announced rather than your fictional speculation.

Suffice to say it may be an opportune moment for those of us who are lucky enough to have cleaners to scrutinise the paperwork – and I don't mean the warranty validity if they happen to be Zanussi or Panasonic!

– Alan Preest, UKIP Lydney.