I AM writing to compliment the Forest of Dean District Council for their spoof advertisement for a 'Technical Support Officer' (Review, September 28). I have rarely seen such a wonderful display of gobbledegook!

Hopefully the Forest of Dean District Council knows what it all means, because I certainly don't.

So I for one won't be applying for this nonsense job. Perhaps it is no coincidence that the council gets its collective knickers in a twist over elementary matters such as the parking fees that have wrecked our commercial centres?

God give me strength.

– Peter Jones,?Clearwell.