VRIDAY night I met our Dave on 'is bench out in the 'ood, 'im rezited us sum poems and them wuz bloody good. 'im offered I a zider that wuz made in Littledean Then 'im took his top off to that 'im's still lean. 'im flexed 'is muscles for I and sed, byun bad for 76 Then told us sum old stories, threw some songs into the mix. We stayed there chatting for a while, my little dog wiv me Next to us, chopped in massive chunks wuz dam near half a tree "Woss making wiv them lumps of 'ood," I asked, fishing for a clue "Byun zure yet my luv," the answer came, "woss recon I zhud do?" I offered sum suggestions and I guess I did inspire Cuz next day 'im wuz carvin and gave I offcuts vor me vire. Four mushrums and a house 'im carved, they're just inside 'is gate If you pass by thow take a look, them be absolutely great. 'im's posed for sculptures, made CDs, 'im's one tough Vorest nut Zo get and vinish thee zider Dave, there's more to do old butt!

– Rachel, Parkend