TO all the blood thirsty badger murderers and readers of the Review.

I have the perfect solution. Get a low-flying crop duster plane and fill it with poisonous gas. You can then eradicate all forest life and possibly some of the trees, so we won't have a forest in the Forest of Dean.

Already I have had three lots of visitors who will no longer visit me. So this will also have an effect on tourism.

Also, if greedy farmers stopped intensive farming and used money for the innoculation of cows it might solve some of their problems.

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