THE EU camel commissioners are taking us to court because of our air pollution.

Surely it should be the other way around with them facing charges of allowing Sahara Desert sand to mix with excessive emissions from Mediterranean countries, Brussels and Strasbourg..

Goodness knows there is a lot of hot, foul air emitted by the last two. I wonder if the EU Court of Human Rights would uphold my claim for car washing expenses?

After all we do give £55 million to the United States of Europe every single day.

– Malcolm Char­nock, Lydney.