OH deary, deary me, the boars have bred – surprise, surprise.

Well, I left Pillowell School without any A levels or any other levels   for that matter, but even I worked out that although half(?) of them were ‘culled’ the other half might breed.

And, just for the powers-that-be, I have worked out that it will cost a lot more next year to cull half of them.

Yes, Mr Stannard, you can have this info free-of-charge.

– A Beddis, Pillowell.