Mr Yuditter, I be zorry ta trouble ya zo cloze ta me lazt litter, but I underztand az zum o' our Varest butties be 'avin, a bit a trouble a gittin' thar grazz cut outzide thar 'ouses. It da zeem az nern o' the authoritiz – tha Ouzin' Azzociation nar tha Counzil - da wanna toik rezponzibility ver it in coize thoy a' git ta putt thar 'ands in thar pockuts an' poy ta 'ave tha grazz cut. I zee az zum on 'em ave ztarted cuttin' on't tharzelvz.
Con I moik a suggeztion?
Why don't zum on ya git out thar wi yer varks and spoids an' dig a patch on't over. When thuz done that then plant a vyow rows o' early taters.
I con't guarantee that thee'll git any decent taters (it'z a bit loit ver earliez) but I con guarantee as thee'll zoon vind out oo the ground da belong ta.
I ope, Mr Yuditter, az thiz idea will be o' zum use ta our butties.
Zo long ver now awld but.– Moatless Morgan, Broadwell.