Question for Weston

We went to Weston super Mare,

With sea, and sand, and nice fresh air,

A wheel and pier,

But dear oh dear,

There wasn't one deck chair.

My better half and I,

Can walk, at least we try,

After a bit, we like to sit,

There were no deck chairs – why?

When this new pier was made

(Not for crinklies, I'm afraid)

Despite our prayers

Still no deck chairs,

Just a noisy big arcade.

So "Hello someone there,

In Weston super Mare,"

Forget the glitz

And fancy bits,

And give us a deck chair!

– Reg Ravenscroft, Whitecroft.