There was a young fellow from Lydney,

Who offered his brother his kidney,

His brother declined,

He was out of his mind,

He died three months later didn't he?

A cabinet maker from Sling,

Made a wardrobe from beeswax and string,

By the look and the feel,

You would swear it was real,

Until you opened the thing.

A football supporter from Bream,

Thought he was watching his team,

They had just won The Cup,

And then he woke up,

And found it was only a dream.

An elderly surfer from?Awre,

Thought he would ride on the Bore,

But when it came by,

It was three metres high,

He decided to stay on the shore.

A piano tuner from Newnham,

Took in pianos to tune 'em,

But his middle C

Was as flat as could be,

So I advise you not to take

Your pianos to him cos he'll ruin 'em.

– Reg Ravenscroft, Whitecroft.