Forest loos are under threat. Having planned to save £25,000 in the coming year on the cleaning and maintenance budget for public conveniences, Forest of Dean District Council finds itself caught short – having a leak in the budget to the tune of £10,000.
The council's Executive Committee asked its Environmental Overview and Scrutiny Committee to have a closer peek at possible savings. The Housing and Environmental Services director consequently produced a "cost per visit" analysis of the district's 22 loo blocks as a guide to possible closures.
It turns out that users are, quite literally, "spending a penny". (For younger readers, the phrase derives from the days when women's conveniences had coin-in-the-slot turnstiles and men's cubicles cost the same. Older readers may remember Bessie Braddock campaigning to get rid of the charge, and the turnstiles she got stuck in.)
It turns out that (the report doesn't mention who was counting) that the dozen main loos in the four main towns and big villages cost a 1p or less per "customer". The hit parade in descending order is:
Lydney: Newerne Street carpark
Cinderford: Woodside Street
Newent: Watery Lane (no comment)
Coleford: Station Way
Woolaston: Peter's Cross
Lydbrook: Lower Lydbrook
Newnham: Riverside
Lydney: Bream Road
Mitcheldean
Newent: Lewell Street
Coleford: Newland Street
Cinderford: Denecroft.
At the other end of the scale, a call of nature costs an astonishing £1.72 at Parkend. Closing Parkend would save £1,595pa, and additional savings would mount as follows:
Littledean (48ppp) – £1,169
Drybrook (40ppp) – £1,584
Bream (37ppp) – £2,774
Blakeney (34ppp) – £5,996
St Briavels (31ppp) – £19,698
Dymock (31ppp) – £21,839
Ruspidge (30ppp) – £24,976
Ruardean (26ppp) – £27,952
Lydbrook Central (21ppp) – £31,421.
The Environment Advisory Panel, in examining premises and locations, suggested that the eight town loos were important in promoting the local economy, and those at Woolaston, Lydbrook and Newnham were important for tourism. The other 11 could face going down the pan.
A closer look suggested that Cinderford's loos were inconveniences, badly sited and in p*** poor condition. Its town council agrees that demolition of existing loos and replacement with a new block in the Heywood Road car park would be an improvement.
At Lydney, availability of loos in the new Tesco makes the Bream Road premises possibly surplus to requirements. Coleford's old Newland Street block was kept open by public pressure when the new block opened. Newent's Watery Lane block serves schoolchildren and the playing fields.
For the rural loos, the council is asking parish councils if they could see their way towards the cost of upkeep. They also float the idea of providing a convenience at Redbrook as a tourist facility.
The Review invites readers' contributions to a "Good Loo Guide".





