WITH regard to your story about the loss of wooden benches locally and Mr Morton's motorcycle I would like to add the following.
There was an off the ball incident between a member of the crowd and Didlier Drogbear which resulted in Didlier being hospitalised. They used the benches as stretchers – unfortunately the benches never being returned, although some say the flagpole outside the hospital (now painted white) resembles the same type of wood used for the benches.
As for Mr Morton's motorbike it was last seen heading in the direction of Cinderford where it was stripped down. The metal was melted and used to make 'The Tup-Yud Trophy Challenge Cup'. The trophy was never presented as the referee abandoned the game due to a pitch invasion by a flock of sheep, the four-legged versions, and they were starting to win the game!
The trophy was melted down again and used this time to make up the chain of office for the Lord Mayor of Whitecroft.
None of this information can be verified due to selected memory loss from a member of the "Go on Have a Laugh a Day Club' sadly now closed due to lack of members. – Name and address supplied.