OK pigs might not fly, but three piece suites do!
Ask Jennie Ambury who has been searching high and low for part of her new blue suite which vanished on a journey from Ruardean to Ross-on-Wye last week.
Jennie and her friend Paula were proving "we could do without men" and decided to move the furniture themselves only to arrive in Ross minus the all important settee cushion.
"It took off somewhere between the two places. We have searched everywhere from Catshill and along the Lydbrook road but it has obviously landed over a hedge and we haven't got a clue where it is," she said.
"We've had a giggle about it and I have this vision of a cow really enjoying herself in comfort, but I really would like to get it back. We've have travelled miles without success and we were even shouted at by one farmer who must have been puzzled over what we were up to," she said.
If you have seen a cornflower blue striped cushion contact the Review and we will pass the message on.