CLLR Brian Robinson Cabinet Member for Efficient Council – a title which is as equally contradictory, grossly stupid, and laughable as titles come when put into the context of the unaccountable Coleford HQ.

Not content with being the chief architect behind the introduction of loss-making car parking charges, ignoring an 8,000-strong petition and basic commonsense in contributing to the decline of our local town centre business community, you now perversely want people to sign your petition (on an issue that already has been flagged up many times already).

It comes as little surprise that you want people to travel more easily into Gloucester with your track record of supporting Forest business.

Your petition needs to be consigned to where the sun fails to shine.