Now thee see this winter igloo

Well I got 'en up for sale,

'Im will kip thee warm and cosy

Drew snowy storms and hail.

So if thee want to buy'n

Thee 'ast better make it fast

For 'im's only goin' to be 'ere

While this cold weather do last.

I be going' to tell thee now old 'un,

Thee a got no time to lose,

The only snag about 'un

Is the buyer do remove!

– Dave Harvey , Coleford.